Conservatives vs. Liberals

If a conservative doesnt like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesnt like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man and Hispanic are conservatives, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesnt like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they dont like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesnt go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his health care.

My Dog is a Democrat!

ü My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
ü He has his food prepared for him.
ü He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
ü His meals are provided at no cost to him.
ü He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
ü For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
ü He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.
ü If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
ü He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
ü He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
ü He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
ü All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

Yikes! My dog is a Democrat!

Time for new tactics

Mr. President, with all due respect, isn't it about time for you and your administration to adopt some new tactics? Clearly, this Bush bashing and Fox News smearing crap that you do on an almost daily basis is no longer working and Fox News had its best year ever, thanks to you in 2009. Lol!

Glenn Beck, The 912 Project -09-12-09-J