Republicans Vs. Democrats Jokes

Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, Democrats believe every day is April 15.

Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.

Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.

Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.

Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.

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Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

Q: Why did God create Democrats?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.